Brian & Sylvia

Brian is a motorhead. When he was young he had a 55 Plymouth. It had a fancy, custom paintjob and had the signature smoking woodpecker decals on the side.The "smoker" was on the fender behind the front wheelwell. There were flames on the hood...or bonnet, depending upon which side of the pond you originate. This infatuation with MOPARs would continue into adulthood.


Sylvia wore poodle skirts and roller skates. She used empty orange juice cans as hair rollers. She had stylish red glasses long before Sally Jesse Raphael thought about them. She had saddle shoes and a kerchief and she was way cool. To say she was the the school hottie would be an understatement.

They were sweethearts at Pasadena High School. Brian would pick up Sylvia in his 'peckermobile' and they would be off to the local A & W drive in for a soda and maybe smoke a fag or two. Brian was the football star and was head Bulldog. They were meant for each other.

Brian & Sylvia had a love child.
They were both still in high school
when the 'blessed event' was conceived. Getting married was really not in the cards. It was to be decreed that the child would be given up for adoption.

What does this have to do with Billy? That child was a fine looking young boy which was 'named' baby boy Benjamin....but he would very quickly be adopted by Ferdinand and Henrietta von Crippe and they would rename him "Otto".

So now you know the rest of the story.








Many years later, Billy would be on a "Make A Wish" trip to DisneyWorld and
Otto and Priscilla would run into into Brian & Sylvia at Space Mountain. It truly is a small world after all! You just can't make this stuff up.